funny quotes

@> Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?
@> Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.
@> One should love animals. - They are so tasty .
@> Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.
@> Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught
@> Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
@> Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
@>The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
@>Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
@>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
@> Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
@> Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children
@> "Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep
@> There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning
@> "Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
@> God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
@> When two's company, - three's the result!
@> The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forgetThe more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
@> A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........