A LATTER TO EX GIRL FRIEND

DEAR MONIKA

Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend.


Monika … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love,
from all my past experiences I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well…
I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays MONIKA , and it's a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don't have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.

Another thing MONIKA, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.
And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.

The expenses are as follows:
Lunch / Dinner = 895 Rs.
Cool Drinks = 2938 Rs.
Snacks = 5645 Rs.
Juice = 3845 Rs.
Cinema = 1235 Rs.
net Chatting = 1499 Rs.
Mobile = 2546 Rs.
Petrol = 4255 Rs.
Gift Items = 7850 Rs.
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Grand Total = 30,708 Rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees).


Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.
I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.
plese hurry
yours ex Bf
real

art of living

1. Pursue Achievable Goals
2. Keep Genuine Smiles
3. Share with Others
4. Help Thy Neighbors
5.Maintain a Youthful Spirit
6. Get Along with the Rich, the Poor,the Beautiful, &the Ugly

7. Keep Cool Under Pressure
8 . Lighten the Atmosphere with Humor
9. Forgive the Annoyance of Others
10. Have a Few Pals
11. Cooperate and Reap Greater Rewards
12. Treasure Every Momentwith Your Love Ones
13. Have High Confidence in Yourself
14. Respect the Disadvantaged
15. Indulge Yourself Occasionally
16. Surf the Net at Leisure
17. Take Calculated Risks
18. Understand "Money Isn't Everything"

how to icrease your salary

One day an employee sends a letter to His boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!

Dear Bo$$
In thi $ life, we all need $ome thing mo $t de $ perately. I think you $ hould be under$ tanding of the need$ of u$ worker $ who have given $o much $upport including $ weat and $ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re $pond $ oon .

Your$ $incerely,
real$

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply :

Dear real
I kNO w you have been working very hard. NO wadays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NO ticed that our company is NOt doing NO ticeably well as yet .
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into a NOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .
I have NOthing more to add NO w. You kNO w what I mean ..

funny quotes

@> Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?
@> Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.
@> One should love animals. - They are so tasty .
@> Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.
@> Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught
@> Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
@> Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
@>The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
@>Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
@>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
@> Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
@> Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children
@> "Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep
@> There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning
@> "Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
@> God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
@> When two's company, - three's the result!
@> The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forgetThe more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
@> A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........

indiaan sms 4 fun

1 ladke ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,
Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola - "Ya Khuda teri Khudai
Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi gawayi".

Oooofff ! Kya aakhein hain,..
Ooooff kya aakhein hain,
kya zulfein hain..(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega. ..)
Ooooff! Kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-Allah kya soorat paayi hai.
Aisa lagta hai....Aisa lagta hai jaise.......
PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI..


Aasman me ud rahe the galib,
Aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,
Aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,
Ruk gayi hawa, Gir gaye galib....

TIPS 4 LIFE

CONFIDENCE
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and
only one boycame with an Umbrella,
that's Confidence

TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old babY
when you throw him in the air,
He laughs......??
because he knows you will catch him;
that's Trust.

HOPE
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning
but still you have plans for the coming day ;
that's Hope .......so friends have confidence ..trust and never lose hope....

just starting my blog

hello friends iam happy to create my blog . i am a new user so i dont know very well about blogging but i will try to my best.. here every one can get knowledge about any thing.. love. fun ,film news.,everything u want . just leave a massege in post and wiat 4 reply.. so keep in touch..and fell the difference... in last my first massege is SAVE WATER .....SAVE LIFE..